Global Domination

Ancestors: Invisible white

12/08/11  ||  Lord K Philipson

Once again: GLOBAL DOMINATION IS A SITE DEDICATED TO METAL!* What the fuck am I supposed to do with this fucken recording? Meditate?! I’m no fucken monk, assholes. I am so fucken metal my balls catch fire if I’m out in the sun (and my balls are made of fucken steel, so that’s saying quite a bit).

I have a recommendation (again) to labels around the world who are about to send their shit to GD: look at our reviews. They will give you a hint of what we actually cover here. See any Enya shit? Nope. See any Irish/English pub rock? Nope. Or… wait… Strike that. What I wanna say is that we actually don’t give a fuck about pretentious, sleep inducing bullshit (but we do review it since we get the fucken crap sent to us). Ancestors do not belong on GD (then again, 90% of all the bands we have to review don’t belong here since they fucken blow), but we wish them luck at their next gig.

At the Yoga party.

3,5/10: It’s not too fucken awful, this, but I have a hard time listening to music when I fall the fuck asleep every other second.

*(and perhaps the occasional Living Colour review)

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